Tag: points
group name: ratingresurrect
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October 11, 2008 11:45 AM EDT --
what is for lunch?
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October 11, 2008 07:47 PM EDT --
what did you have?
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October 10, 2008 10:35 AM EDT --
how is your Friday starting off?
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October 12, 2008 03:41 PM EDT --
What's your favorite vegetable?
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October 12, 2008 04:30 PM EDT --
Gather has done it again, helping me keep touch with old friends. A friend from Webster Co. Highschool Marissa E. is now on gather. It has been great talking with . . . more
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October 11, 2008 07:45 PM EDT --
What's your favorite vehicle?
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September 28, 2008 10:35 PM EDT --
The personnel office received an email requesting a listing of the department staff broken down by age and sex. The personnel office sent this reply...
"Attached is a list of our staff. We currently . . . more
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September 30, 2008 08:12 AM EDT --
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette . . . more
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October 04, 2008 10:24 PM EDT --
His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, adds, just to make conversation.
Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?" . . . more
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October 07, 2008 10:28 PM EDT --
How many Deadheads does it take to change a light bulb?
12,001. That's one to change it, 2,000 to record the event and take pictures, and 10,000 to follow it around until it burns out.
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October 07, 2008 10:33 PM EDT --
My wife was in labor with our first child. Things were going pretty well when suddenly she began to shout, "Shouldn't, couldn't, wouldn't, didn't, can't!"
"Doctor, . . . more
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October 05, 2008 10:18 PM EDT --
The teacher says to her new class, "For our first lesson, each of you will stand up, tell us your name, what your father does, spell what your father does, and then explain it to us. All right, Billy. . . . more
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September 18, 2008 07:18 PM EDT --
There once were two evil brothers. They were rich and used their money to keep their evil ways from the public eye. They attended the same temple, and to everyone else, they appeared to be perfect Jews. . . . more
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September 30, 2008 12:17 AM EDT --
Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She was worried about spoilage, but . . . more
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September 30, 2008 12:19 AM EDT --
The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found.
Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes, . . . more
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October 02, 2008 09:27 PM EDT --
One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher . . . more
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October 02, 2008 09:48 PM EDT --
Hi Pals,
I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.
Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend.
To make the math . . . more
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October 05, 2008 09:00 PM EDT --
Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding.
One says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old, and she's just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?" . . . more
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October 05, 2008 09:04 PM EDT --
The Pope dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, Saint Peter shows him to his new quarters which turn out to be a tiny one bedroom apartment.
The Pope is horrified and wants to know why he doesn't . . . more
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October 12, 2008 09:18 PM EDT --
Liberal talk show host Chris Matthews' legs must have been tingling yesterday, as he rode along on Obama's press bus through Philadelphia.
According to Politico's Ken Vogel, the MSNBC . . . more
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